Sarah

This is where I shout into the void.
Human muppet.
Luckiest klutz.
Nerd.
Lab rat.
she/her

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

I have purple hair, tattoos and enjoy ridiculous clothing. I have atypical hobbies and enjoy sharing uncommon facts. I've recently started learning the ukulele. I've become a real life manic pixie dream girl.

Shit.

[Adam DeCicco @AdamDeCicco]

@NatlParkService Yup

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

Not the National Park Service directly calling me out. I JUST WANT TO LOVE THE GIANT FLUFFY BOVINE 🦬♥️

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward. 🦬

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

Why was there a FROG in my BATHROOM??? HOW DID HE GET IN THERE???

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

I can't articulate why, but this is just so good.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Sorry I have to end with Andre 3000. One of the best to ever do it in music and style.

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

This Met Gala shows men's fashion is not boring. People just make boring choices.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pretty great

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i love my cat but i hope in her next life, she's reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

Shopping goes up a difficulty level when it's plus size, factor in being formal plus regular bra friendly and you get a headache.

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

Yes being a bridesmaid comes with extra responsibilities and costs, but it means NOT having to pick out a wedding guest appropriate formal dress.

I am now questioning what exactly makes a dress formal.

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

But wait don't I have like 6 bridesmaid dresses? Yes I do but they are all from the before times, prior to ankle destruction and pre-pandemic. Also all required strapless bras and I do not want to deal with getting a new one.

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

@danidonovan "Ok, so you're stupid, now what?"

Stop the spiral, accept the fear, and plan.

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

I hate how much science is being politicized and treated useless. I hate how everything's value is determined by politics. I HATE IT. 9/END

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

Came back to this hell site because I needed to RANT INTO THE VOID.

$8 million was NOT going to making "transgender mice". SHOCKING I KNOW. 1/

[Sarah @curlsquirrel]

Scientific studies and papers are so jargon heavy that in translating them to be more widely understood, they can sound ridiculous. It's incredibly frustrating to see things that are valid research being deemed pointless by people that don't understand the concepts. 8/