Bibi Moosa

Vaguely amusing. Obsessed with my cat. Proponent of mental health.

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

Me:"What's wrong with me?"
Me:"Everything."
Me:"Too broad."
Me:"Well, you're talking to yourself."
Me:"Nobody likes a smartass."

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

Little old biddy just told me she's getting old and did I not just say "it's either that or death."

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

@FT1Maa Durban thing. Staple in my childhood with roti. I think jhb people have it with samp or vetkoek but it's not the same.

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

No one is louder than a parent insisting that they aren't yelling.

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

If you see me on Instagram after I say I'm going to sleep, no you don't. Respect my bedtime routine.

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

@Javver23 🤣🤣🤣 yes!

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

I'm spending the weekend with my mother and she just asked me to "keep an eye" on my own child while she's busy. Ma'am, what are these shenanigans? I am not here to work.

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

American Indians are really paying $20k to have someone come to their house, eat their samoosas, and yell at them for being fussy? My granny used to do it for free. Someone come fetch her.

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

Week one of weaning: wondering if it would really be so bad if my son just kept drinking breastmilk until university.

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

My father said I always look like I'm coping well even when I'm not and I'm like oh excuse me, let me just:

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

I'm going to start referring to periods of ill mental health as if they're historical events. Eg: the great depression of 2018 left my cognitive stores in tatters. Just to add a little ✨romance✨

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

@T_wizzle31 Just the word Epidemiology gives me anxiety. This is not the life we deserve.

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

"Whatever youuu can dooo I can do betterrrrr"

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

Not my psychotic patients telling me to leave work soon so I can avoid traffic and stay safe. 😭❤️

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

Self centred. Weak. Her taste in men was so bad that somehow her stalker wasn't the worst of them.

[star @ricshatty]

enough girlbosses i need girlfailures. just an absolute loser of a female character. more women who suck!!!!!

[Raul @QuaintQueerGuy]

The "I'm done for now but might need to used again for another sandwich later" position, akin to the used clothing item that's not fresh enough to go back into the wardrobe but not quite dirty to be put with the laundry so it accumulates on the chair you never use in your bedroom

[Bibi Moosa @curlybee]

Considering my public anti-birk stance many years ago and the fact that I now wear them daily for comfort AND fashion, I worry that clogs are also coming for me. I pray not but...fashun is dangerous and I am weak.