Chelsea Martin

piss on me. beat me.

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

I shot a gun

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

I’m gonna shoot a gun

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[berry @sckberry]

Girls when Fleabag said “I love you” and the Priest replied with “it will pass”.

[Communies @communiess]

This is still perfect.

[Alex Pardee @alexpardee]

I got the best shirt ever in existence at the MonsterHeel / London 1888 booth at Monsterpalooza. Everyone needs this. Booth 462

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

@sunflowerbum Legit yes

[🌻 @sunflowerbum]

Everyone needs to hang out with Ali , she’s a very peaceful person

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

@sunflowerbum No dude … we def were … these people are def helping me learn and grow in the process

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

@sunflowerbum NO I HATE THAT FOR YOU

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

@ChristinaP This has to be a joke. A Hawaiian shirt… like no fucking way. Yes that’s your god damn face.

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

@Mak_N_Cheese317 You need my fists?

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

@sunflowerbum @JayNedaj Hahaha I fucking love you

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

@ProfessorRayy I will die wheezing

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

@sunflowerbum I’m so jealous of people with no cramps

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

This was a moment

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

With my hero @morgan_murphy

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

A significant amount of stand up specials came out this year. In no specific order, these are my top 20.

[Chelsea Martin @curlycado]

I have been eating through @AbbottElemABC getting litty off that writing. No shit. It��s written by @morgan_murphy 😍🤍