Iris

my birthday is April 4th so if I don’t get cheers I’m jumping off the stratosphere

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

Everyday I’m glad I didn’t date in high school, why are half of my old crushes bald

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Baby found comfort in the nurse's caring arms

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

It’s funny how going to a city with mountains gives me great comfort. Chicago made me feel like I was in a foreign country

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

I hope bro is getting paid.

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

To audition or not to audition, that is the question

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

Stirring the pot as per usual

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

My dream man walks into my life and I’m not attracted to him?????? Like god just give me a fucking break

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

Forever remember the time I went on a bowling first date with a guy and his dad was a professional bowler….. I lost

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

I’m gonna make a man miserable one day and he’s gonna like it

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

me once a month vs me every day

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

They should make an anime about the war crimes Japan had committed. Like I want graphic details. I want it to be unsettling like attack on titan.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

everybody swing on they coworker tomorrow i don’t care which one just do it

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

I guess no more White Russians

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

Coming to the conclusion that I might be allergic to alcohol was not in my 2025 bingo card

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

Remind me to never date a car guy again

[beliEVEr @dewskiss]

The sole purpose of money is buy gifts for beautiful women

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

If my wedding dress doesn’t have pearls, you have my permission to take me out back and put me down.

[Iris @curlyfry_iris]

3 miles cardio got me needing to shit