Mark Kurlyandchik

Documentary filmmaker & food dude; former restaurant critic @freep. Soviet-born, Michigan-bred.

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It’s here! Check out this short teaser for our feature-length documentary, COLDWATER KITCHEN, world premiering at @DOCNYCfest Nov. 16.

#docnyc #Documentary

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@PeteHegseth Where you and your cavemen are taking the U.S. in record time.

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@elonmusk Wasn’t DOGE supposed to fix this? You failed. Own it.

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@elonmusk You keep saying this shit but the only ones actively destroying democracy are you and your oligarch buddies. Get fucked, liar.

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@elonmusk Nobody loves you and never will, no matter how cruel and based you play to the desperate peons who pretend to worship you. You are devoid of all love and that is your curse, forever and always. Amen.

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@elonmusk Or maybe you’re just a fucking racist

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@pmarca Sick @elonmusk burn

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@Real_RobN Ah, yes. That beacon of investigative journalism that is the “Central City News,” with a front page bylined entirely by editor Wendy. Send your tips (and your bank info) to their Hotmail account, once reserved for Nigerian princes with amazing investment opportunities.

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@elonmusk Go colonize Mars already

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@jason_paladino Dude. Amazing! Congrats. I love this for you… 🥂

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@j_e_n_a_b That one’s going on my tombstone.

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@adamerace @ortile Thanks for thinking of me! Would love to tackle a story like this, but I'm fully committed for the foreseeable future. Might I suggest @serenamaria36?

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@WorldofIsaac This is why you're my kind of people.

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@Cande313 I am so sorry they did that to you! I hope you at least got a good Alan Almond story or two as part of your compensation.

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@Cande313 Gotta respect the hustle, but his fans ruin the whole thing for me. Even just the visual of a Parrothead is too triggering to allow any kind of enjoyment of the man’s art.

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@WorldofIsaac Best restaurant in town.

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@aprilbaer Just got my ticket!

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@WorldofIsaac @mdjaxon Don’t sell yourself short Isaac. You know what’s good.

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Another strong list from @WorldofIsaac . Some real bangers here.

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This is Part II of my #Faturday Favorites in Metro Detroit. I've visited every one of these places myself at least once and in most cases, several times.

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Popping in to let all my Detroit folks know about this free screening of COLDWATER KITCHEN at the Bel Air Luxury Cinema next Saturday. Free popcorn included! Just RSVP at the link below.

https://t.co/AkNIBBH6fA

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@ImaniMixon Virtue