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[mia. @dreamsickang3l]

I fantasize about people stalking my twitter and being like wow this girl is so funny

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Using your picture as your wallpaper is so weird

[Chris👾☄️ @ctbright02]

Apparently the kids are now asking each other what iPhone came out the year they were born

[Case Bradford @Casebradford]

Some genius made this by hand, before ai. Something meaningful, a true artist

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[N🦅 @Versacecay]

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

cómo me siento cuando me dejan con gente que acabo de conocer

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

You will never realize how alone you are until you have a bad day and you have no one to talk to about it, so you just be on your phone till you fall asleep.

[phoebee @Phobiiiik]

distance has only made me want you more

[😇 @mirrorbald]

Miley not releasing a good album since Bangerz is a fucking kiiiiii

[cav empty @cavempty_]

how it feels to know

[cass ⏾ @pocketpastaa]

That intro to Halloween ll (1981) always got me like

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

remembering that 2016 was 10 years ago and not 3 years ago

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você deixa as coisas pra amanhã e o amanhã chega

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

when I die and my life flashes before my eyes it’ll mostly just be me vacuuming my house

[SoFlo Democrat 🇨🇴🇺🇦☀️ @tomas_s242]

the 2028 presidential election begins in 3 months

[❤️‍🔥 @curlyheadmacy]

Ermmmmm , why you wearing socks with babies on them ??? Creep. Fit in perfectly for MAGA First @GmorganJr

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Talk to me like you respect both of our nervous systems