Rosie: omg my resident is so cute. Like the sweetest
Me: so why is he in the facility.
Rosie: well he sees people and things and he killed a pregnant women
Me: 👀
Me to a 6 year (jokingly): “you think I’m playing I got your daddy’s number don’t worry I’ll call him”
The 6 year old behind the one I’m talking to: “I don’t have a dad, but it’s okay my mom will find me a new one”
Me: 😳🤭🥴💀