Matt Vale

Grafter@Tesco

[Millennial Throwback @Millennial_TB_]

Jennifer Aniston. Lynx. 1996. You're welcome

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

BREAKING: The trailer for Focker-In-Law just dropped. Robert De Niro & Ben Stiller are back. I couldn’t be more excited. I love all 3 of these films & can’t wait for this to come out in November. I also love that Ariana Grande is in this- she can absolutely act. So ready for this

[Scotty Tips @Scottytipss]

Who was you money on here? Big lad? Anyone know them 🤣

[Matt Vale @curlyvale]

@bet365 any chance??

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This song fits better😂

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Seeing a United keeper catch a football genuinely brought tears to my eyes..

The way De Ligt sprinted to congratulate him after the final whistle says everything about his performance..

When defenders have trust on their keeper is huge boost!

#MUFC

https://t.co/KiXTKrLR9n

[Matt Vale @curlyvale]

@bet365 2 #BetBuilder365

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

HOW have I not seen this before?!

This is wonderful and absolutely spot on 😂

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Some of you will get this.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Sean Lock knew that Gregg Wallace was a wrong un.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Bras were called “breast bags” in medieval times

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

This comment is wild

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Difference between a Golden Retriever and a German Shepherd 😂😂

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

📅 On this day, 13 years ago, Papiss Cissé scored the best brace in the history of Premier League football against Chelsea. ⚽️⚽️🥵

[Man United Media @ManUnitedMedia]

Sir Alex Ferguson has shown his gratitude to the NHS for his life-saving brain surgery in an incredible way.

He hosted a fundraising event at a Manchester hotel, attended by many high-profile guests. The event raised an impressive £405,000 — all of which Ferguson is generously donating as a heartfelt thank you to the NHS.

What a true legend!

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Why does Roy Keane look like he wants pics of Spider-Man on his desk by noon😭

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Only one player in the Premier League has created 60+ chances, made 60+ tackles and 150+ ball recoveries this season.

Bruno Fernandes 🎩

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Could listen to this Roy Keane line to Jill Scott all day. 🤣🤣

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Van Dijk highlights against Newcastle United