Carmen Urpani

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

That is NOT what he said Alyssa grrrr #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

There you go Cam - you can go back home your “state” and stay there till you’re 90 for all we care #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

The deal breaker was the fact that he couldn’t even bring himself to hug her #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

If only he could get away with slapping her for telling him to be specific again and again #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

Even if I were crazy about Cam, his mom would make me run … fast #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

Honey he’s just not interested - he loves himself too much #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

How dare he be this tactless #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

@pjk27779 Ha ha I just tweeted the exact same think

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

I hate him calling women ‘chicks’ - that’s my ick factor #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

I’m looking forward to let Felix know that I can be his …. for the next five minutes … then I can go back to Damian #TheBachelorsAU

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

Something about Jess and Damien makes my skin crawl - it’s so obvious he’s got some sort of control over her #TheBachelorsAU

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

Obvious much that Jessica just went on the show for her own 2 seconds of air time #TheBachelorsAU

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

Felix is such a sleaze bag … looks like they hit the bottom of the barrel when they picked him as one of the bachelors #TheBachelorsAU

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

#TheBachelorsAU I can’t find much that’s redeemable about this guy - he’s a complete turn off for me

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

If I were Olivia knowing I started the photo drama, I would die of shame, not pretend I had nothing to do with the fallout - she’s disgusting #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

Hope Olivia’s date is another session at the gym #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

Olivia is going to make Jackson pay for going along with the task - she’s going to sulk and threaten to leave him #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

@badenchalmers Dr Phil (ism) 😊

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

Please someone - circulate unflattering photos of Olivia and see how she likes it #MAFS

[Carmen Urpani @curpani]

You made it ‘apparent’ to the group you bitch grrrrr #MAFS