3yo on the toilet: "I need to poop badwy."
Me: "Oh, really? You need to poop badly?"
3yo: "Yeah...
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There's gonna be blood."
Parenting books never prepared me for this.
If you're a graphic designer wondering what it's like to eat food when you're losing your sense of taste, it's like eating your food at 10% opacity. You're welcome.
Got a positive covid test this morning, so spent the day sleeping and earnestly praying that my sense of taste and smell are unaffected. I like food too much.
@AsheRevenge @adhdjesse 100% @ADHD_Alien is one of the reasons I seriously considered whether I had ADHD. I didn’t seek a diagnosis until a couple years ago, and now I wish that I hadn’t gone through so much of my life not treating it.
@JillianAdel I used to work at Wonder Fair, and they have a ton of guided journals. It looks like there’s a brand that does this. I haven’t seen them myself, but knowing the owners at WF, it’s good stuff.
https://t.co/lFAo1t3BET
At a wedding and a guy came up and asked if I was single. This hasn't happened in YEARS and I can only imagine it's bc I am wearing make up and a dress. (I am 99% of the time, a computer goblin.)
Having a weird crisis where I'm reaching out to people and either trying to pick up where we left off in our friendship or just get closure entirely. Is this what 32 is supposed to feel like?
I also didn't understand that people sometimes used "What's up?" as a greeting, and not a legitimate question that they expect to be answered with more than one word.
English is my 2nd language. There were a lot of phrases that tripped me up. This was me until high school.
Someone: "Have a good one!"
Me (externally): "Thanks, you too!"
Me (internally): a good WHAT? What is "one?"