Stacey Curran

New England Press winner, @McSweeneys @BostonGlobeMag @SlackjawHumor @The_Belladonnas Weekly Humorist, @BahstonAccent @cogwbur. Finally grew into my teeth.

[Stacey Curran @curranslc]

This is my 2nd Shaun Cassidy article since 2020. But I promise those diligent security guards from his June concert: this is my last. I never even had his lunch box like my friends did. I blame this one on Clementine. ⁦@WBUR⁩ #NPRBoston https://t.co/sqTaXZHs3Z

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@SalemMATPD @dspangallo @CityofSalemMA #salemma Too bad proposal to make this area safer seemingly disappeared. If only neighbors who helplessly witness these near misses & advocate for street safety weren’t ignored.
THERE ARE 180 SCHOOL DAYS:

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Just casually reciting the beginning lines from #TheOutsiders with the actor from the musical while my inner 13 year old screams. #MacysParade #ThanksgivingDay2024 #MacysParade

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Are we just logging out or are we leaving?

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How to be Sexiest Man Alive: put your hand in your hair, tilt your head, look sort of upset. #peoplemagazine #sexiestmanalive

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@Forever_Now__ It’s not even a me first mentality. It’s that plus I need to hurt you.

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How do people delight in the pain of others? I really need to know.

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@missmulrooney You should check your laundry right now.

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@clhubes Like a kid who lost recess back in the ‘70s.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I find it frankly baffling, this push to make the poorest students go hungry. It is not the fault of the children that they can’t afford food. If they’re unable to eat, they will be unable to learn, and you’re condemning them to being poor for the rest of their lives.

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@clhubes Ours exactly 3 yrs apart, almost to the day. They are in their 20s and I still think this.

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@missmulrooney If you had this car in the ‘80s, you would be so popular cruising the Hampton Beach strip.

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@missmulrooney I still want to write a daily itinerary that actually lands about this. I am as stubborn as the bee trying to get into your farm cider cup that I will achieve this some year.

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My goal for the day.

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My husband understands satire. PS- He just got back from a run, voluntarily. @mcsweeneys

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Internet trolls say mixed-weight marriages are absolutely not okay... So, before my husband hears of this controversy and suddenly realizes I am not as thin as I was when we got married, I’m prepared to prevent him from fleeing using these tricks.."
https://t.co/KXFpdWXGEA

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Inspired by all the tiks on the tok about #GenX adults with old spices, I took a look. I filled two handled shopping bags w/ expired spices. How about this one? It must have been my mom’s. Family heirloom spice. #MarketBasket #Massachusetts

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@clhubes That’s how I talked to my kids too, and they became funny kids, with advanced vocabularies. Now they are hilarious and smart adults. They can quip and they are kind.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

The fact that Jan. 6th happened, and we all saw it with our own eyes, and still Donald Trump wasn’t shunned from society forever… it will never not be insane to me

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We found the moon tonight! #massachusetts #salem

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@spaniard29 @BostonGlobe Not 24/7 and they would refer me to the hospital, but a good alternative for smaller things. They did better than the ED when I had a reaction to a new epilepsy med.

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Had some weird symptoms the last few days in my this-is-my-life now medical journey, so I slept in my clothes, should I HAVE to go to ED. But this is why I didn't just go. Opinion | The hellscape of emergency department waiting rooms https://t.co/o6p0rZv180 via @BostonGlobe