Ever since my parents got me an iPad, I've been secretly watching a lot of porn after they go to bed. My dad thought he blocked lots of things on the router, but I outsmarted him by doing a factory reset of it when they were not looking! Now my Mom is concerned I grew up too fast, her solution was to test if I was "ready" or not. Luck me, that means I get to fuck her!
“Sis, did you break up with your boyfriend?”
“Yes, that guy cheated on me.”
“I'm sorry, that must be hard. If there's anything I can do to help...”
“Actually... yes, there is.”
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