Hingle McCringleberry

furry baker guy | he/him | MDNI🔞

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

OH MY LINDSEY GRAHAM

[Hingle McCringleberry @currentswim]

that tonight’s gonna be a good night

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Razer is launching a Cinnamoroll-themed headset with his iconic floppy puppy ears

[🧡Little Mia Fox🦊AC @littlemiafox]

Standing still for 45 minutes at #anthrocon

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[Watchdog (Dances on the Graves of His Enemies) @ComradeWatchdog]

No.

Fucking.

No.

This is unnacceptable. We do not have to cave to these fucking greedy psychos who wanna use up all of our electricity and water just to spy on us and replace us and feed us fucking slop.

Fuck these people. Fuck data centers. Fuck AI. FUCK THIS WHOLE SYSTEM!

[まったけ @hanamintsukimin]

七夕だもん

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

Back when I was working as a Climate Change Adaptation Specialist, one of the most horrifying facts I can never forget is that even if we somehow stopped all emissions today, global warming will continue for ~40 years before things stabilize at a temperature higher than normal.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Fuck it. Pride month two

[Laurasia ☭ @PastCassandra]

we can stop this. not all of it, not immediately, but we can stop this. we can stop the wanton murder of animals and plants, we can heal the planet and ourselves. all the masses have to do is say no more

[Hingle McCringleberry @currentswim]

Our Daniel, who art damned,
White be thy Vans

[Jude🍗 🔜SF, ACFI @fatfeet420]

BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE MY TRANSGENDER SWAG

📸 Bob the Coyote

[Hingle McCringleberry @currentswim]

@fatfeet420 @Beviraku this does not concern you Beverage

[Hingle McCringleberry @currentswim]

i kinda love how the idea that your BMI determines your body fat content and overall health completely falls apart as soon as you bring up muscle and bone density

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Absurd type of thing and its chudlet

[julian☽◯☾ﾟ｡⋆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @onewitchwillow]

My lists so far (the transfem and nonbinary ones are still works in progress)

Disclaimer: I haven't seen most of these myself

Transmasc: https://t.co/hjhL65EG8F
Transfem: https://t.co/JUVSSftn6t
Nonbinary/gender expansive: https://t.co/xACOorVG4V

[Lolwutburger (check my linktree!) @lolwutburger]

this is western animation's equivalent to the akira bike slide at this point