Joe Lofthouse

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

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Just got my Ancestry results back. Turns out I'm half Italian and half Stallion😏

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@megkrone8 Does a bear shit in the woods?

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@Hummys_world I wouldn't say bad, but the ratio definitely isn't in my favor haha.

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@KaitlinBalo I plead the fifth

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This past weekend 3 guys tried kissing me, 0 girls

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We goin to the ship whaaaaat!!!

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Now that I think about it. When the national anthem plays and I'm at home, I'm usually sitting down.

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@Hummys_world touché 😋

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Saying the "N" word is like saying the "V" word at Hogwarts.

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Dicks and pics don't mix.

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So I just got attacked by a bat, that was fuckin sketchyy!

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Real talk just found out an Impala isn't just a car.

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Shoutout to @Nelly_Mo going DIAMOND on the Country Grammar album. Yes i said it, Diamond! Holy throwback to when I was 10 banging that shit!

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Damn Anderson Silva replaces Jon Jones!! Interesting🤔🤔🤔

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@KipMooreMusic ur show was amazing as usual.... But DUDE how are u not going to encore wild ones and backseat? See u Aug 27th.. #wemissedout

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@stackszilla Nice! If it's any longer than a fivey you're probably jerkin it lol

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If someone is in Crossfit and their Vegan, what do they talk about first??