Dhruv

I’m a girl worth fighting for

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Got my Taliban friend to try his first Big Mac

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

Sitting in the back outdoor section of a coffee/book shop in echo park watching two gentlemen with tied up hair sharing a joint and a chess match over beers. The man sharing my table has finished a bottle of wine while reading. This world can be so beautiful

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

Produce aisle dogfighting with valley Armenians over the most ideal eggplant

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

Brought my terrence howard calculator to my systems final and now I am enrolling again for systems

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

The rumors are true, unfortunately. I am indeed the one who brought racism to Canoga Park in the 1890s

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

In the studio city erewhon with my label maker rewriting all the nutritional information in this language I just invented

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

In jury duty for a murder trial playing backgammon with an Elvis impersonator

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

jimmy carter died and i just started lying compulsively

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

@sicksesh yeah pilot could you queue up my house and edm playlist please

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

do you think boeing 737s come with carplay

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

too strong for sensodyne too weak for chick fil a lemonade

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

I be growling like pop smoke when I use a q-tip

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

hello little people in my phone apologies for the twitter hack. It should be dealt with now

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

Today has been so exciting I changed from one pair of pajamas to another pair of pajamas

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

God gives his toughest battles to his most “you did this to yourself” individuals

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

Idk what it is about deionized water in chemistry that makes me want to drink it so much, but I literally can't think about anything else

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

@twicepaladins We're not ready for that yet

[Dhruv @currytrash_]

If I ever die, just play the apple radar alarm noise at my funeral and I will sit up straight as an arrow complaining about my 8:00 AM