𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔱

RIP pascale sorbet

[𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔱 @cursedgroupchat]

🎵 [somber johnny cash voice] 🎵

I shit myself today, to see if I still feel.
I focus on the stain, the only thing that’s real…

😔

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

New ancestral lifehack just dropped.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit

Me, 37 minutes later:

[𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔱 @cursedgroupchat]

@PFTCommenter @AdamFriedland "inside of you there are two wolves"

the wolves in question...

[Sanger @sang3r]

@PFTCommenter @AdamFriedland Ideal blunt rotation

[𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔱 @cursedgroupchat]

@Phil_Lewis_ someone check on dog the bounty hunter

[𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔱 @cursedgroupchat]

@PerpetualLunacy @peachofababy jesus christ dude... lock him up too. I don't understand why people keep making this point. if that's the best argument y'all can make... you're cooked.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Hulk Hogan Entering Hell

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

I hope Hulk Hogan busts out of his casket at his funeral and does the thing at the end of a match where he makes an improbable comeback and wins

[frick @gofrickurself]

I have this

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

everything's computer

[𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔱 @cursedgroupchat]

u kno elon head game crazy

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Workday bid on deceased coworkers PTO

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Me and the recently divorced mom I met at Chili's happy hour showing me off at her son's tee-ball game, which her ex-husband coaches

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

my opps can’t even to begin to fathom what i’m on

[MYTHChild 🐺🐺 @ChildofMyth1]

There’s a reason they want to dismantle the department of education. The late great legendary comedian George Carlin predicted this exact scenario years ago.

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

They should work on making out w each other or a wet t shirt contest instead

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

When your iPhone has too many JD Vance memes so you have to start deleting family photos:

[Tìo Theo @agenttwelvetoes]

Bruh