birdom

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

if you put a shock collar on me , i wouldn’t be saying all this out of pocket shit

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

@NSFWinsideVoid @zeroadulting it’s me. i am the pet.

[Bunny🐇 @NSFWinsideVoid]

If I lived in the 60s-2000 as a kid/teen, I would be an unsolved disappearance probably. Like mother nature intended

[100 @yh_me2]

imma be one weird ass ancestor

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

god you’re so disgusting. i kinda want you

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

i lack the vocabulary to describe how much you mean to me

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

am i not fuckable enough to go viral on twitter

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

you waited to be legal to go to the bar i waited for bingo. we are not the same

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

you have such a beautiful voice ! never fuck a cigarette.

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

i’m like a woman if she could get a boner

[vane @kwmb09]

Before I get exposed. YES I be acting desperate in the DMs and YES I beg for it. Next question

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

you say once you’ve never gooned & all of a sudden everyone thinks you’re not perverted. i’m a more disgusting variant of a gooner.

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

perverts & project managers make our world go round.

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

yes my tits bounce when i walk & yes i have daddy issues. it’s called terms & conditions

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

i did NOT have sexual relations with that mutual

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Its fist or be fisted out there

[elli @agonizd]

if the leash fits or whatever they say

[birdom @cursedwithbirdo]

what’s more devastating than a fine ass man ? a fine ass bald man.