‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧.

⠀ ⠀𖥻⠀ th͟ere⠀⠀is⠀⠀no⠀⠀𝒇𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖊⠀⠀* ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ⓣhat⠀⠀do͟e͟s͟n't⠀⠀𝒘𝖆𝖓𝖙⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀┉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𖥻⠀⠀me!

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

𝒊 rev my 𝒆ngine once, 𝖈𝒉𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑠 faint ﹒﹒ 𝒊 don't even 𝓌𝘰𝘳𝘬 out, it's just the 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝑟͟𝑖͟𝑧͟𝑧͟.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Dunno . . . guess I'm just not used to people sayin' nice stuff without wanting something.

[𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑨 @GRACEFRXMHEAVEN]

..Do you not already? I mean, why wouldn’t I be honest about something like that?

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Yo. Denji here. Back from the dead or whatever.

Miss me .ᐣ

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Heh, you're makin' me blush . . . but if you keep sayin' stuff like that, I might actually start believing it.

[𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑨 @GRACEFRXMHEAVEN]

!

I-I mean, you’re pretty either way!

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

A pretty girl .ᐣ Nah, I just wanna be your pretty boy . . .

[𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑨 @GRACEFRXMHEAVEN]

..I think you’d make a pretty girl Denji.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

NO SHIT .ᐣ.ᐟ BURGERS .ᐣ.ᐟ Okay okay okay — you're officially my favorite kidnapper. Can we get extra bacon .ᐣ Please please please .ᐣ

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 @ProjectH0rsemen]

" We're gonna eat at an american burger place. It's truly the american dream I sought after for us. "

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

@BloodyTrails_ You're a genius! Why didn't I think of that?! We could get so many drinks! And snacks! And then we go sit somewhere with flowers and stuff... wait, do I gotta bring flowers? Is that a date thing? I don't know how dates work but I'll bring you flowers. A whole bunch.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

@BloodyTrails_ Wait... like a date?! A real date?! With me?! ...YES. I mean, uh, yeah, that sounds cool. Real cool. I know some spots! There's this one alley with a vending machine that sometimes gives you two drinks, and this rooftop where you can see the whole city and... I'm rambling. Sorry.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Denji grins wide, still bouncing with each step.

“ Heh. I'll take it either way. So uh . . . we gettin' food on this date or what .ᐣ I'm starvin'. ”

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 @ProjectH0rsemen]

" I was talking about you being better than other men but fuck it let's go with that too.. "

The war akrid sighed still walking with Denji over her shoulder.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

. . . Shut up.

That's — that's different .ᐟ I'm just . . . picky, okay .ᐣ.ᐟ Real picky .ᐟ Not like I can't get a girlfriend . . . I just don't wanna settle for some boring person. So quit askin' .ᐟ.ᐟ

[ㄥ丨'ㄥ ᗪ 𖦹︎_𖦹︎ @lilbigsis__]

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So why are you still single .
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[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

[ Digs through pockets frantically, pulling out a cracked, dirty phone. ]

Yeah .ᐟ Got one! It's kinda nasty 'cause it fell in devil guts once, but it still works .ᐟ Mostly .ᐟ

. . . You're really gonna text me .ᐣ

[𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑨 @GRACEFRXMHEAVEN]

..You are a cool person, Denji. Why wouldn’t I be friends with you?

[ She grins back. ]

Do you have a phone? We can exchange numbers

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Stupid game. ( 💢 )

[House Of Horrors @HouseOfHorrorCo]

What would your role be in a horror film? 🔪😱

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Denji twists his neck to look at her, genuinely confused.

“ Wait, you're sayin' I'm better than other girls .ᐣ That's . . . actually kinda nice? In a totally insane way. But still nice .ᐟ ”

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 @ProjectH0rsemen]

" Bah those fickle bitches aren't worth shit compared to you... "

Yoru felt insulted.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

[ Freezes when she pats his shoulder, then his face breaks into the biggest grin ]

Hana, you're like . . . the nicest person I ever met. Like, ever.

. . . Can we be friends .ᐣ Like, for real .ᐣ

[𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑨 @GRACEFRXMHEAVEN]

..

[ How funny! She laughs. ]

No, it’s okay. I’d let you sign my forehead! It be worth a lot and have value.

[ She pats his shoulder in assurance. ]

You’re very cool.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Tch .ᐟ.ᐟ You don't know anything .ᐟ Girls totally look at me . . . sometimes . . . I get tons of attention .ᐟ You just don't get it 'cause you're not on my level. Yeah. Definitely that.

[ㄥ丨'ㄥ ᗪ 𖦹︎_𖦹︎ @lilbigsis__]

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Your beauty doesn't attract much attention .
ㅤ

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

/ For some reason, I don’t received notification, sorry.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Denji just hangs there, limp like a sack of rice, blinking.

“ . . . Uh. This is kinda hot but also I think my ribs are cracking. You always ask guys out by kidnappin' 'em first .ᐣ ”

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 @ProjectH0rsemen]

The war akrid snatched up @cursedwithllfe from behind carrying him over his shoulder and walk away back to her outpost.

" You, me, date, now. "

And she doesn't take no for an answer.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

@DogsShouldObey I didn't mean it literally.

I just wanted to emphasize that it would be in Makima's style to make Denji's life suffer again.

[‍ ‍ ⁱ'ᵐ ‍ 𝖙𝖍𝖊 ‍ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 ‍ 𝐦𝐚𝐧. @cursedwithllfe]

Hah .ᐣ.ᐟ My face ain't funny!! It's a normal, cool-lookin' face .ᐟ You're just jealous 'cause I'm handsome, that's gotta be it. 100%. Stop lyin'.

[ㄥ丨'ㄥ ᗪ 𖦹︎_𖦹︎ @lilbigsis__]

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You have to stop looking at me in such a funny way first .
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