Black Spinelli⚔️

“You’re the ‘nigger’, baby. It isn’t me.”☁️ • she/her

[Black Spinelli⚔️ @cursivewhore]

Girl, I brought it, nailed it, lent it to my friend's kid sister, and I brought it back while you were still figuring out the beat.

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

The manager beat them x

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

A few take aways from that light skinned roach cheating on Meg

1) men with no sexual discipline disgust me to my core.
2) cheating is not your shame to carry if you get cheated on.
3) some men get off on wasting your time. They will do everything “correct” introduce you to the family, buy a house with you, make future plans with you and yet have no real plan for your future together.
4) (imo) leaving will always be your best option. Especially if you have no kids together.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

.@JOwusuNepaul argues we should abolish student loans

Balls: "But Jovan, why should half the country who don't go to university.. why should they pay extra tax so that you don't have to pay to go to university"

Reid: "Like they paid for us when we went to university"

Quite.

[JT🧠 @realitytvhive]

This is so well said. I only watched this season of all stars cause I saw Whitney be cast. Only to realize I would be watching a woman who really needs therapy. #loveislandallstars

[avery 🏳️‍⚧️🎧 @restsinagony]

the bbc was paying you and your sex pest best mate 7 figures to do blackface, i suggest sitting this one out

[mikaela arteta @boujeebx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[victor @sacrificeofvic]

The BBC omitted “free Palestine” from their broadcast of the BAFTAs, which is on a 2 hour delay, but not the part where two Black men were called a racial slur while on stage.

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

You know what was unfair?
The time Cheryl brutally attacked and assaulted Ms Sophie Amogbokpa in 2003.
That was unfair.

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

one of the reasons we can't have nice thinks in the UK is because every time someone posts an obviously scandalous train ticket price, 300 pedants come out the woodwork to say 'actually if you book at midnight on a tuesday on a full moon while whistling dixie you can save 3%"

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

“moment of silence for charlie kirk”
me:

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Merseyside Police confirm the 17-year-old suspect was born in Cardiff, contrary to online claims that he was an immigrant who arrived by small boat