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writer for take me seriously, that's my job
hesitantly open to feedback

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the 20 works of writing i think everyone in their 20s should read

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when your wife is in labor but Jordan v Algeria just started

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migos gave white boys a voice at a time when we were being silenced

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some people need to be physically shaken

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i get the impression that gay men are dating in the twilight zone

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@typeclonghouse Crime and Punishment moment

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@ww_dasilva just learn how to eyeball rice, latinbro

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I'm not gassy! INDIGESTION! You're the one that's gassy! INDIGESTION! You're making me gassy! INDIGESTION!

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attachment theory discorse is like
"the anxious just need to take a breath and they become great partners.
the secure are perfect in every way and nothing is ever their fault.
the avoidants: DO NOT BELIEVE THEIR LIES, they are evil and unfixable, but that's ok!"

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yeah i try to renegotiate my salary during every weekly 1-on-1 with my boss. i do it remind him that
1) i am human
2) i am neurotic
3) i am not listening
4) i dont understand how the business works and i am not ready for management

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@novasarc01 >guy who's only read Ringworld
aren't you forgetting Ringworld?

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feels bad associating random shit with past relationships. like great, now chicken parm reminds me that im unlovable.

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if only ayatoldya how you made me feel

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sometimes the puzzle pieces that are matched last are the most satisfying fits! (places puzzle piece behind your ear)

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i respect your privacy as long as i know what youre being private about

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genrations of bureaucracy and mistrusting their husbands has made slavic women the premier breed of office workers.

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ive been fighting to get each of these monkeys off my back, but this whole time ive been the monkey

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she jackin my colby till i cheese

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im 90% certain i just saw the driver in front me at the intersection watching nick fuentes from his phone on his dashboard. i feel like i just saw a ufo.

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i like to think this first person to try yogurt did it on a dare, and he not only survived but also regained control of his IBS

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so when i make up a theoretically solvable yet practicably infeasible problem for myself, im an idiot, but when a mathematician does it, hes a genius