squirtis 🫡

plant dad 🌱 || a confused gay || ENFP-T || HI ✈️ CA

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

I might be high

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

@phdannydan My type

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

@_BlueLux ?? How?

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@jejeje9696 You’re literally so fit

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you recover from burnout so well that you actually want to do your hobbies again, instead of just rotting on the couch after work.

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

Well, yes

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@hayeslee13 So I have a chance

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

@hayeslee13 Did u get their numbers

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

@decleined Ill be on my knees

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Any oomfs wanna make out during pride month??

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

Just started doing voice notes on grindr and I’ve unlocked a new level of feral it truly is pride month

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

Hot neighbor from down the hall just told me he has the apartment to himself this week should I go over and be toxic

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

@ralphtheasian 38 is basically 40 I’m afraid 😔

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

So you’re telling me I’d end up with -2 inches?

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

Hey so can we stop using “hapa” to describe anyone mixed race? It’s a Hawaiian term meant to define people who have Hawaiian ancestry mixed with foreign ancestry. If you’re not Hawaiian, it doesn’t apply to you. You can’t call yourself hapa for being wasian

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@sexxxynam Omw

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Gen Z’ers just be saying anything. Today someone from my team said, “Curtis you’re like the princess diana of this company if she were still alive”

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[squirtis 🫡 @curtisnt_]

This is the same dynamic my boyfriend has with our cat

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

i was eating sun dried tomatoes and i said to my son whos obviously a cat “ur telling me my son dried these tomatoes” and i thought my delivery was so good but he looked at me like it was so stupid it somehow transcended the language barrier