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Sneaking under the radar since 2008

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@blogTO Ikea 2021: I think we shoud raise prices by 110% to combat lost profits...
Ikea 2024: I think we should lower prices by 20% to combat higher cost of living.

Everyone: ikea's such a good guy. Very nice.

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When did Meta buy Twitter? Or did the FB "Karen's" decide to migrate to Twitter en-masse? So many 🤡 have rolled in lately, and they're cramping my feed with their extremist nonsense. #GetOut

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@nytimes Right-y tight-y, amirite? 🤔 Backwards mericanos at it again. God love you, but some people are just not all there in the head.

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@PicturesFoIder FU©|< you, Gary.

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@AreOhEssEyeEe And what are you gonna do about it, Canadians?

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@elonmusk Do it again, but on seats that are 1 year old and have had min 1 hour sit-in, daily (normal wear and tear). Then, let red wine sit on seat for more than 1 hour.
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@fasc1nate Thee trusty Can opener

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@fasc1nate The Twitter blue checkmark! 👀

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@Culture_Crit Those kids went off to college, and knew they had a good life. So, they decided, they want more. And that, kids, is greedflation.

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@NoContextHumans

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@fasc1nate Most of us are all going to die alone, and no one will remember we even existed, after a couple decades (maybe less).

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@elonmusk @unusual_whales For apparently being smart person, you have some pretty stupid things to say sometimes.

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@fasc1nate Taxes exist to help eveyone

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@CP24 You know who also got hit with a lawsuit citing RICO? big garlic. Wanna know what came of it? Sweet fuck all. Move on.

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@CP24

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@unusual_whales You know, in north America, water is a strong viable option to soda. Just sayin.

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If you can't spell, I don't trust you.

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People rushing the gates to jump to the Twitter copy pasta... Y'all know it's provided by the same douchebag that hosts Facebook right? #threadapp 🗑️

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@TorontoStar Spoiler: its not a bungalow.

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@CultureCrave