Curt Neill

Check out my film Derek’s Dead (included with Prime!) and let me know if you like it, OK?

[Curt Neill @curtneill]

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION TIME! Yes hello my name is Curt Neill and I am an actor! I really enjoy doing it and I would like to do more of it. Here’s a small snippet from my new reel (link to full reel in replies & bio). Please keep me in mind for all your film and television crap!

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@charpiecomedy Come on bro, you GOTTA get thunderstruck with me

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Beetlejuice just sounds like they drink they give you on the Snowpiercer train

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Love this guy

[Tyler Upchurch @_TylerUpchurch]

✈️ x 🐜

[Curt Neill @curtneill]

I’ll fight the winner of the Jake Paul/mike Tyson fight for forty bucks

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“Dude, knock it off!!” - me in a gun fight

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“Four score and seven years ago… I was still in law school!” - the friggin lincoln lawyer

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So what, I was drivin 18 wheelers by kindergarten

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The masonry skills of this kid

[📹 Brunno Batista]
https://t.co/K57N0Ag70s

[Curt Neill @curtneill]

@NoahGarfinkel Massive ditto. I think about traffic patterns EVERY DAY

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@davidfuternick @netflix I’m pissed

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Me in Berlin in the late 80s: “Mr. Gorbachev… THROW ME THAT BALL I’m open!!”

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Neither of them will admit this is true, but I told Bong that Rob should talk in a funny little voice for Mickey 17 and I can’t believe they actually went for it 😂😂🤣

[Curt Neill @curtneill]

@hostandguest @BetMGM Props to @BetMGM for picking my favorite Duck ever, but this specific “O” feels a little before his time, and with that in mind I will name possibly my second favorite Duck ever, Keenan Howry

[Curt Neill @curtneill]

Check out this fun pod I was on by fun guy @hostandguest !! And more than anything, don’t forget… SCO DUCKS!!

[The Catered Quiz @TheCateredQuiz]

Ahead of the big Oregon vs. Oregon State game, Curt Neill joined The Catered Quiz to answer questions about Oregon Ducks football and the tv show Friends. Plus, he also reveals which one-time Pro Bowl QB once called him a bitch!

The Catered Quiz with Curt Neill is available now!

[Curt Neill @curtneill]

@wwwkurtcom Mike’s Hard Techno

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I haven’t struck out ONCE since the all star break, where’s my tweet??

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Wait...what? 🤯

(h/t @DarnayTripp)

[Curt Neill @curtneill]

The process of writing this caption with definitely human fingers

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My buddy hit me in the head with one of these things once.

It was a real salp in the face

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is a salp.

Often mistaken for jellyfish, salps grow remarkably fast – reaching maturity in just 48h, being capable of increasing their body length by up to 10% per hour.

[📹 mermaid.kayleigh]

[Curt Neill @curtneill]

@BryanCondon Bro I bet it’ll be Silent Bob