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Every Chicken’s Best Friend

[Huh @Huhtheogdiddler]

@SumerianEunuch

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Swedish Fish

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

That’s step 3 on this Animorphs cover

[Max Bepis @gaylittlepiglet]

I was training a new dude yesterday and I said “god I’m so tired today” and he said “it’s from dragging that huge dick around” and I was like “hell yeah brother that’s what I’m talking about”

[Mary Pezzulo @mary_pezzulo]

Mercy is, by definition, undeserved.

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

My phone's running out of storage. Do I delete hundreds of photos of priceless memories I'll never get back or the pizza hut app?

[Curtis @curtyfresh95]

@BENZOTOOIE @JasonKPargin Pretty sure you’d only have to add ONE person for it to be the most-engaged post of all time

[Curtis @curtyfresh95]

@kirawontmiss She’s one of us

[Curtis @curtyfresh95]

@dccommonsense It is seriously one of your best one-offs. That and the Anabaptist episode.

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Disgusting scene at AT&T Stadium in Dallas as security forced a Cowboys fan to stay and watch the game all the way to the end.

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Computer, enhance.

[📸 👩🏻‍💻 HONEY 🪞👩🏻‍🎨 @itshoneylive]

it's crazy how people can't just admit that they're not interested in cooking or don't care about learning to cook instead of pretending it's some kind of impossible, herculean task and therefore the people who can pull it off must be wealthy and privileged or whatever

[Curtis @curtyfresh95]

@GarrettHaake @JasonKPargin Almost like years of overreaction to any slight gaffe desensitized an entire generation to scandal

[giovanni’s roomba @giovanniroomba]

I’ve revised history in my head and pretend they’re gassing each other up in this

[Tommy @Tommy_Byrn]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[Hyperborea @HyperEphum]

As a child I never undertstood why adults did boring shit like camping and boating. I realize now as, as an adult, that the purpose was to get a novel venue to get plastered.

[Curtis @curtyfresh95]

@JamieBonkiewicz @lolumOKUR It does go down, but only after a catastrophe.

[Amber @missrobinson]

I can't believe I've been on Twitter for 17 years and never come across this incredible poster

[Curtis @curtyfresh95]

@beyond_capital @westonpagano Crime rates at all time lows and yall wanna make it harder for cops to do their jobs