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[caroline @curving_]

A hill I will die on is that the best hangover cure is a Caesar salad with chicken and fries.

[caroline @curving_]

Turns out my mind has retained every lyric to Dream’s “it was all a dream” album.

[caroline @curving_]

@TurntableLab hi! We purchased one of your tables + sonos and we find that the record skips anytime we walk anywhere near it. Are we doing something wrong? Thank you!!!

[caroline @curving_]

@GOPJosh20 Wtf js your issue with Botox and fillers?

[caroline @curving_]

@GOPJosh20 Genuinely have you voted for a president before?

[caroline @curving_]

@MoparJade Don’t do dora Winifred dirty like that. She’s team Ariana

[caroline @curving_]

@GOPJosh20 @TeamTrump What’s you’re idea year in American history.

[caroline @curving_]

@andykort I’m obsessed with the long hair!

[caroline @curving_]

@eharfenist @Arbys ILY

[caroline @curving_]

@rassiox @GOPJosh20 @TeamTrump What the FUCK is this.

[caroline @curving_]

@GOPJosh20 @TeamTrump Also what the hell do you have against botox?

[caroline @curving_]

@GOPJosh20 @TeamTrump Which America are you pushing for? Which year are you trying to get back to?

[caroline @curving_]

I am too old to watch any show where even one cast member is unattractive.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

JUST IN: Idaho just became the first state to implement an interstate travel restriction on abortion care since the Supreme Court repealed federal protections last year. https://t.co/Q5gQ97lkV9

[caroline @curving_]

@petridishes One two princes

[caroline @curving_]

The golden globes are the apex award show forever.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

This year I want to become one of those people who says “I’m well” instead of “I’m good.”

[caroline @curving_]

@andykort *tiktok c’mon Andy

[caroline @curving_]

The best part about getting married was all the free Bobby pins I got

[caroline @curving_]

@hehekrysta Gimme a name. I’m ready to square up.

[caroline @curving_]

Happy to announce I’m in my New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc era.