b

she down on my machine till i come

[b @cusgan]

only thing mkw does better than mk8 is having a playable cow

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Mario Kart World has done nothing to slow down the sales of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Sales as of June 30th: 71.53 million units
Increase from last quarter: 450K

Mario Kart World
Sales as of June 30th: 15.39 million units
Increase from last quarter: 690K

[b @cusgan]

guard sa among office was glazing me nga magna/summa daw kog nawng 😭 salamat ya pero in another lifetime lang

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[b @cusgan]

????

[House of Representatives of the Philippines @HouseofRepsPH]

Voting 206-0, the House approved on third and final reading House Bill No. 7613, declaring the fourth Thursday of November of every year as “National Thanksgiving Day.”

[Öykü @come__softly]

iPhone will be like Featured Photos and it’s a picture of your luscious breasts that you forgot to mark as hidden

[🐽 @KOBUttan]

손풀기할겸 고등어 그리려고 했는데
연어를 그렸네..

[b @cusgan]

@bunnytual woah….. eye opening…..

[滿帖子乖謬之言觀汝似有瘋症 @remmettmaxwell]

one of the twists in real world AI is that, in scifi, it was assumed that the danger would be that we'd raise the machine to the level of a human soul. but to be honest, it seems we're most in danger of debasing the human soul to the level of machine.

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

when i worked food service i would try to remember to favor “you’re welcome” over “no problem” with older customers but this is always what i imagined going through the heads of everyone my age in line behind them

[MatPat @InkedNerdMat]

I love calling my bf “pervert” after he says he likes something I did to him

[… @nolkou]

how i be lately

[b @cusgan]

snezhnaya next week 🙏🏼 i’m still in natlan

[b @cusgan]

@sunghyunjes CONGRATS!!!

[b @cusgan]

me when it gets a little cold (it was winter)

[zink @alpinespirits]

Guy that went on a japan trip 3 years ago:
Wow it's pretty humid today. You know that reminds me a lot of my trip to Osaka

[b @cusgan]

how was i on 10hr skype calls daily… what were we even doing on there

[b @cusgan]

ultimate sound of my sheltered childhood

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

The old skype call sound

[пöли🕊хуеби @Polii__san]

Slay trio is completed
#jjba #stoneocean

[b @cusgan]

they need to sell b’lue in 6L bottles

[b @cusgan]

@sunghyunjes BEST OF LUCK i am hoping for your freedom asap