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[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

This clip of Betty White with Ryan Reynolds lives rent free in my head.

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@xohailstorm @terfhearse @realbig_mike 😢😢

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@xohailstorm “you just spit on my chin”
“Sorry I was just tryna grab and twist”

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@gabzillllaa I appreciate you 💕

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@xohailstorm What job 🤔

[Austin J. Clements @ClementsAustinJ]

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

--my 2yo, clear as a bell, in the middle of PetSmart, upon seeing a snake in real life for the first time

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@xohailstorm Excuse you?????

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@gabzillllaa The best advice one can give

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@xohailstorm @VVJess_ @realbig_mike I already have two pairs

[frank reynolds @_alpha0mega]

WORCESTER MA ‼️ there’s a lot fentanyl laced drugs (blow, etc.) coming from this area please please please test everything you get & encourage your friends to do the same !!! be careful please spread the word

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@gabzillllaa How many times do I have to tell you that I’m your baby daddy

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“I can’t believe I accidentally slept with him.... four times”

[RUSS @russdiemon]

you’re drinking wine aren’t you

[Nia Renée Hill @niasalterego]

Bitch, shut the fuck up.

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@gabzillllaa Did you read the whole thread?!

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This whole thread

[Kali The Dom🖤 @iluvkalilove]

What if he’s just staring at it like...

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@iluvkalilove Me patiently waiting for part 2... 5 seconds after reading part one

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@xohailstorm Helmet first