I don't work for Applebee's or anything, but you guys should go check out Applebee's on Mondays and Tuesdays. $2.99 you-call-its, any drink you want. Crown Royal even. Take a $20 bill with you and get shitfaced. Pull your dick out at the bar even. They don't care!!!
if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s