Dave

Absolutely Positively Vaccinated

[Dave @Custard_Square]

I’ve had an idea for the revamp of Frank Kitts Park #wgtn. Perhaps a little controversial but let’s have a democracy garden.

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@mangonui08

[Dave @Custard_Square]

I can’t believe ⁦⁦@ShaneJonesNZ⁩ overspent on overseas travel and nobody asked if the hotel bill included pay per view porn again #nzpol https://t.co/87WHWdqeU7

[Dave @Custard_Square]

I can’t believe ⁦⁦@ShaneJonesNZ⁩ overspent on overseas travel and nobody asked if the hotel bill included pay per view porn again #nzpol https://t.co/87WHWdqeU7

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@jamesnz2006 @Tiare_MP Rotorua

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@SquirrellyNuts @Bridgetpee There was an emergency. The poll results released this morning show her on the verge of being so unelectable she can’t even win a lost seat!

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@ponekeben Taste of Tawa : A trip to the food court at dress smart

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@foxcar_joey Excellent. I expect the PrePOU will have a lot of insight into the enconomy and likely election results in a key electorate

[Dave @Custard_Square]

.@foxcar_joey I know everyone gets focussed on the polls and OCR announcements but how many updates to the Paddington index will there be before the election?

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@tauhenare Owning the property isn’t the point. The result for the taxpayer is the same if she rents or owns. We expect MPs and particularly ministers to spend most of their week in Wellington. It’s fair to pay for their accomodation while they are there. Perhaps it should be govt owned?

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@greytownbuilder Cruella de J-ville strikes again

[Dave @Custard_Square]

Finding it hard to take @NicolaWillisMP seriously on AI in the public sector when she admits to using copilot like an updated version of clippy #nzpol

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@MHReddell More ministers means more ministerial advisors. More opportunities to provide employment for “future MPs”. National like to accuse labour of this but it is notable how many current ministers have worked in a ministerial office.

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@SimeonBrownMP @Suitandtie9999 As opposed you your plan where they might be able to turn the power on but won’t be able to afford the can of spaghetti.

[Dave @Custard_Square]

Hey @andrewlittle_nz I told you so!

[Ethan Manera @ethanjmanera]

Ray Chung has resigned as chair of the CCO review subcommittee.

The Herald understands it relates to a probe into his alleged conduct during the recent state of emergency, which saw Police raise concerns with the mayor.

https://t.co/Liucupjv2p

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@winstonpeters https://t.co/WBeAxDqdJV

I love the thick of it and this just seemed so relevant.

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@SimeonBrownMP At least we heard from him. @chrisluxonmp is too scared of @jacktame to appear.

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@henrycooke Is Shane Jones an alcoholic? He made a weird comment before ANZAC day about how he would be spending the day drinking.

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@tauhenare Will be interested to know how many party votes are likely to be required for a list seat.

[Dave @Custard_Square]

Interesting the complaint is to the Media Council not the BSA.

[Joseph Mooney MP @JosephMooneyMP]

To be very clear: I did not leak a story to the media. Nor do I know anyone else who did.

Beware of radio jocks seeking relevance who claim “impeccable sources” and rush out scurrilous claims on national media - without even bothering to approach me or anyone else to ask for comment before doing so. Not even an attempt at “balance.”

Who cares if you defame someone in the eyes of the nation without giving them a chance to respond first, as long as you get to breathlessly announce your so-called “scoop” that is in fact literally fake news.

I’d expect better from an untrained student journalist working on the primary school newsletter on their first day.

I am going to be making a complaint to the Media Council about this outrageous breach of journalistic standards.

I dare Mr Hosking to name his impeccable source - because I know for a fact that “he” is full of it.

In other more important news, I am happy to report that we had a very good discussion yesterday, our caucus is united behind the PM as the confidence vote clearly showed, 100% focused on serving kiwis in this incredibly challenging time, and winning the upcoming election. 

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@chrisluxonmp you said in the house yesterday that you had the unanimous support of your caucus “absolutely”. But @NicolaWillisMP says the result of the confidence vote was by majority. Did you mislead the house or did Nicola lie to the media?

[Dave @Custard_Square]

@ponekeben @LewSOS Looks like he has a future in the Wellington city council!