H@!L3Y

[madison @madison_tayt]

we’re like 5 months out from people saying they “readed” something

[jay @imeducated]

I’m so sick of bills just increasing everywhere. All year. ALL THE TIME. Phone, rent, insurance, food, streaming. Like WTF is going on? T-Mobile sent a text talking about they’re increasing your phone plan agreement and there’s nothing you can do. Fuck all the way off broooo

[Out of Galaxy @OutofGalaxyy]

Hot take: having a PHONE as a “status symbol” is fucking pathetic

[NaToSaphiX @NaToSaphiX]

Why is this so funny 😂

[Drought @_drought]

Club Penguin Dance Floor Rug

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

14 years ago today, ‘Girls’ premiered.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

This man goes to the poorest villages in Vietnam. During the coldest months, he brings warm jackets to the children. 🥹🙏❤️

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

The idea that swathes of men would obtain a baby and raise it independently without the labour of women is laughable.

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

The clean mirror is maybe the greatest piece of art in the last 10 years. It represents the moment that the high-art of the elite is confronted by the sensibilities of the working class they claim to represent.

Only millionaire dipshits love crappy art that obscures their vision. The working class they claim to admire sees right through their bullshit and fixes their perception so that it is clean and clear and beautiful again.

The upper class says "we are confused and obscured in the broken-ness of social awareness" and the working class says "I got some windex here, let me fix that for you"

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

Have any of these companies considered training the people they hire?

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

teenagers in the 2010s were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

[Clip Hub @israeldfirzt]

How tf every author the #1 new york times best seller

[justin theroux’s hair plugs @mcstardently]

Men are so boring and predictable

[crombulAHHHHH! @crombula_]

Men loooooooove saying shit like this and then don't do the dishes, like, ever.