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comic

[ali @customclown]

@_manuvers @vipul_reports @thewire_in Imagined

[ali @customclown]

Agar gareeb ki dua lagti toh ambani bech raha hota usko

[ali @customclown]

@mere_nainaa Paani kam peete hai woh

[ali @customclown]

@Castalia444 @HumanityChad I wish people got happier each year. If that becomes the case, everyone has a reason to look forward to next year. Everyone will be more happier as they age and anyone who dies will die at their happiest state.

[ali @customclown]

@tomieys @catdaddyissues Thank you, this is nicely put up

[ali @customclown]

Failure ko itna glorify kar diya gaya hai ki ab successful hone ka mann nahi kar raha hai

[yucksvi @yucksvi]

i’ve been trying to love the gym for the last 2 years but … nothing compares to the adrenaline of playing a sport dude

[kuchle chole @ilovemilffss]

wish I was a lesbian

[ali @customclown]

@harnidhish 10k budget, no steel straps

[ali @customclown]

no one is asking anyway

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Wake Up Early - Tell No One.
Go to Run - Tell No One.
Work A Lot - Tell No One.
Eat Healthy - Tell No One.
Go to Gym - Tell No One.

Avoid fake dopamine by telling people & disrupt your success, Let your work speak.

[ali @customclown]

made some jokes on religion, not v funny, they’re in good faith

[ali @customclown]

@CRED_club 🪙

[ali @customclown]

log india mein health insurance nahi lete par apne gadi ka insurance zaroor lete hai
jaan jaaye toh jaaye par gaadi theek rehni chahiye

[ali @customclown]

google is so smart, if you google suicide they’ll show you ‘here’s a helpline no, please consider calling’
but if you google my house is on fire, they’ll show you what does house on fire mean.. powered by AI

[ali @customclown]

@ManeeshaSem none of it makes sense

[ali @customclown]

@JioCare thank you, here is the service request id: SR00002LZVPB

[ali @customclown]

@JioCare
i have been constantly trying to call on the fibre support number, no human picks up niether does your chat support work. i need a human to talk who can understand the problem, what should i do?

[ali @customclown]

@JioCare how low iq you need to be to ask to check the status on the app when i have stated in the first place that i can’t fucking access the app bec i no longer have access to the phone number that is linked to the fibre

[ali @customclown]

@JioCare absolutely pathetic service, do you guys still employ humans or everyone in your team is a bot masquerading as a support assistant?

[ali @customclown]

saare bartan chori karlo, it’d be a steal deal

[Palak @Woh_meow_hai]

Bartano pe sale lagi hai guys its a Steel deal