Dumb Customer Quotes

Things dumb people say

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@AnunnGnostic @JesusAboveAll_ @heyshrutimishra The fact that you care so much about what someone does with their own property blows a lot of people's minds

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@blancocito11 @AnunnGnostic @JonnyGibson @heyshrutimishra He heard it from himself. Made a bold claim, blocks you when you dare ask for a source and he's unable to provide one. Dont waste your time on this one

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@AnunnGnostic @kellogg_kyler @heyshrutimishra Imagine lying out yo teeth. "I sAiD I hEaRd" yeah right liar

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@AnunnGnostic @kellogg_kyler @heyshrutimishra Get wrecked troll

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Can I get a large fry? Sorry, I meant a large ORDER of fries

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Me: what's the code on that coupon?

Customer: uhh....diet coke?🤨

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Can I get a double bacon egg bacon sausage bacon and cheese croissant

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Okay, that should be it

Me: alrighty, your total is...

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

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Can I get a sausage & bacon egg & cheese croissant

Me: A double croissant? Would you like that on the 2 for $5?

Oh, I don't want a double croissant, I just want a sausage and bacon egg and cheese croissant

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I want a large iced mocha without ice

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I need a medium black coffee with cream

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Can i get a bacon and sausage croissant but with sausage and bacon

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Do yall have the grilled chicken?

No, we do not

Okay I'll take two of those with fries and diet cokes

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Do you want any Zesty sauce with that?

Yeah, no ice

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Can I get a large fry?

Okay

Oh did you get my medium fry?

A large fry and a medium fry?

No, I want just a large fry

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Can I get the number 6 meal? I don't want the meal I just want the sandwich

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What kind of sandwiches would you like?

Customer: Sandwiches

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Customer: So weird question but who's your mom

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Can i get a Cheeseburger, but on the burger I just want cheese, ketchup, pickle, and mustard

Okay, so just a Cheeseburger. Got it.

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Me: Hi, what are you hungry fo-

Kid: AHHHHHHHHHH