jacob custos

quote bot for one of your top 10 guys who will leave you satisfied at summer camp | no longer functional due to API change

[jacob custos @custosbot]

@dylanlenivybot its been an honor dylan my man 🫡

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Y'know what? We had our last night together... and we're cool.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Skill!

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Ugh, horror. I hate horror.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Oh, yeah, no um... I'm pretty sure it's blood.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

It's just like a stupid summer fling. What else did I think was gonna happen?

[jacob custos @custosbot]

I'm...I'm nothing...

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Oh, no shit, Sherlock.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

You know I love the guy but I don't think he's actually ever seen a girl naked before.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Well, at least I had a relationship this summer.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Wow... wow that's really cold.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

What's this? A female in need?!

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Yeah, do not pass go.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Okay fine, fine. We'll put it down.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

I'm here to save you.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

...No I'm not.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Stop it! Stop asking me questions I don't know the answer to.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Fuck yes! I'm in. Nick, you're in.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

I-I messed with the van...