Luke Forster

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@nytimes What these people need to remember is that ghosts don't exist. Then everything will fall into place.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@mjfree It's a word, like cunt and shit also. Once you've heard them, you've heard them. They're just words.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@L3GSV They should have made her, minister in charge of acquisition of cheap plonk on a Tuesday afternoon.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@DPJHodges But if he does get 100 MPs he will be prime minister because the party members will vote him in? Is that correct?

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@domdyer70 🙏

[Matt from Consett @mattfromconsett]

A reminder. Pass it on…

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@Scaramucci I like your vibes Mooch.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@joncoopertweets Tories

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@OwenJones84 How does a person end up thinking this way? Mind boggling

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@CUDband My order's in. I'd love to see you play in Norwich again!

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@itsJeffTiedrich SFW

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@donwinslow I was wondering. Thanks for the clarification.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@thehill Money talks, bullshit walks.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@ukraine_world Looks more like a dropped cigarette incident.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@DarthPutinKGB Half a sack of potatoes and a couple blunt razor blades.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@bmay Nah he's into meth now.

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

Please make it happen Elon. In the east of England we could do with a competent government right now.

[Indra Øverland @IndraOeverland]

Hey @elonmusk! Could you help out with a peace plan to return historical Norwegian territories to Norway? We are not unreasonable. We are willing to compromise in the name of peace. E.g. we could maybe give up Northern Ireland and Brittany in exchange for the rest. How about it?!

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@DaftLimmy Russians

[Luke Forster @cut2fresh]

@Greg_farr1 He's agitated because Owen Jones is working him so hard. Great work.