funny bunny

hopeless romantic
i make the most beautiful posts in the world
i love you
25/BARB/acp/unmarried/female/twelver shia/im the “creative type” dont pay me any mind.

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

Ensouled, romantic people understand that the purpose of marriage is so spouses may find tranquility in one another in consummate erotic love. Two people becoming one flesh. Being in charge of and attuned to a woman who deeply trusts you and loves you and listens to you is the only way men actually become Men (sexually energetically etc). And the only way women actually truly are regulated and happy and safe is by being cherished and taken care of. Everything else is completely secondary and doesn’t matter.

Animalistic, lower people (goycattle) insist that marriage is just about children and reproducing a legacy, that its just business, and that a husband and wife are just “a team working together to manage a household”. Cucked by the dunya into only thinking about death and rebirth and material reality. They insist the only purpose of marriage is to have children. They cheapen romantic love and say that its fake and childish.

Women who will never respect and desire their husbands. Men who will never be truly loved and respected by their wives.

[Doll @Masieeemoo]

I need a man so I don't need to think again

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

I have a deep appreciation for pitbulls discography i listen to the deep cuts you hoes cant relate i know

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

regarding the chipmunk voice on ludacris’s “how low” i like to imagine uncle ian secured a collab with ludacris for alvin and the chipmunks. This is their new edgy career route.

[nathan @oomfrica]

you👏 don’t👏 owe👏 your👏 newborn👏 baby👏 anything👏

[vg @VitruviusGrind]

The last 2 days have shown we can put a nationwide stop on emails and on airplanes…but what about a nationwide stop on Hate? A full ground stop on Cruelty? Is that beyond our grasp?

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

I could never watch malcolm in the middle because those boys pissed me off so much. Even when i was a kid. Like respect your mother omg stop being annoying just be quiet sit down and shut up omg.

[I Am The Hog. @RepugnantBeasts]

Goodnight

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

Pay attention to me i dont talk for my health!

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

I love twitter so much I want it to be my girlfriend so I can break up with it and then get back together and have make up sex

[layan @wiingsinmotion7]

This is how i was treated in elementary school

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

My palm was itching bad that means im gonna get money

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

TIME TO LISTEN TO “WITH LOVE” BY HILLARY DUFF

[sullen girl @imsoooconfused]

How it feels to still smoke carts after highschool

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

@hollowearthterf This is literally written by a man its so obvious lol

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

Hii so my cat has been so cuddly recently

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

@danker_hank Omg hes irritated asf

[funny bunny @cuteburger313]

Despite their name, the primary function of a hijab magnet is not to keep your hijab together. The primary function of a hijab magnet is to piss you the hell off.

[Haz Al-Din 🇷🇺 @InfraHaz]

AMERICA IS BEING SHUT DOWN.

[finn @spuareqants]

Happy Friday #spongebob

[2 pretty🦋 @way2prttyy]

La vie est tellement devenue sérieuse que je joue même plus aux Sims