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he/she ⚧️

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Do i even deserve to jerk off if I’m ugly

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I need a real wig

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They’re saying 7 10$ purchases is 70$?

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@jugggrnaut 🙈

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Day one of wearing red lipstick everyday no exceptions to make myself happier

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All black dress code at cosmetology school is the most worthless soul sucking rule of all time like why are you intentionally making me not excited to go everyday

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@c0yotekillz @jugggrnaut Sex is worthless

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Why dpnt more pools have red liners thats so fun

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@c0yotekillz Thisss

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@hot_cocoa_girl Old news, try it on a clitoris next

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Do you think, out of everyone, at least one car gets rear ended in a drive through a day. Thats a lot.

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Where are the asexual butches and where are the asexual femmes please come find me in regina saskatchewan

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When the trap massage has you screaming

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@jugggrnaut I dont know if i will ever forgive myself for not wanting a relationship with my mother

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@jugggrnaut Keep vent tweeting we need more of that

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I forget that the ground isnt going to collapse beneath me and its actually okay to plague the soil with my full weight

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@c0yotekillz Thats okay

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Can you buy me weed please

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Do i even deserve to jerk off if I’m ugly

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saskatchewan is calling your names @slushynoobz

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Can someone give their bush a skullet and send me a photo im not flexible enough to do it myself