Alice 𝄞

How can you like dick over pussy? Faggot is you blind?

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Yoga is extremely demonic

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@heatherhock_ rapist mentality

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@kermettp HR fires you for "not being a good fit" if you do this enough times ask me how I know

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@cripplymcbadbak How does it feel to know a high schooler had a stronger moral backbone than you. keep sucking daddy corporate he's about to nut 😫

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@quadkorps Honestly it was insanely obvious but im not a cop

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

when i was like 17 years old I worked for Aldi and this guy came in buying diapers for his kids. he paid with a fake bill. i knew it was fake but I pretended not to and finished checking him out. i got in trouble with my boss when the deposit audited the bill. i do not regret it

[Ozor Ndi Ozor @OzorNdiOzor]

Arrested Mom: 'I Shoplifted Diapers for My Son'

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@Dandelions350 Rip my notifs

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@Dvrkman97 @Uncle_Leaf So in the time it takes for government programs to approve her, u want the baby to shit and piss everywhere for 2-4 weeks. and ur calling her low iq?

[𝑊𝐼𝐿𝐵𝐸𝑅𝐹𝑂𝑅𝐶𝐸 @wiberfox]

@OzorNdiOzor Unspoken rule:

you see anyone stealing diapers or formula??

No... i didn't

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@_ally_oops_ its such a hard market rn. im happy for you!!! good luck xo

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

retail managers are the most miserable losers in the world. zero education or skill but they have the biggest egos and inflated sense of self importance

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

idk how y’all be having rosters these niggas suck

[🌙 @ninifems]

women fight over ugly losers constantly. i wish the incel claim of women only going after the top 20% of men was true.

[theo ꩜ 🐝 @earthtotheo1]

being a woman is insufferable for many reasons but a personal fave is the way men will just assume you're fucking stupid by default before considering maybe they just don't know the full story

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@GhostGat0r why would u get a literal sex toy permanently on ur body i do not understand

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

Men be like don't worry babe that's just my emotional support tinder hookup girl best friend

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@mosquitoboy93 Yeah. a lot of women with bad skin for some reason think applying 10 layers of foundation looks good when they actually look so much better with a radiant medium coverage applied lightly and some spot concealer

[Alice 𝄞 @cutefemcel]

@bnubnubi boobies