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texts from my phone

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero

[the great and powerful tigi @tigipaws]

you’re allowed to be addicted to weed it’s like not that bad

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

"Make an account to continue" Are you out of your fucking mind???????

[eeeeeee @cutegrrl4lyfe]

@moon_and_a_star @homo_extraord So you’re god

[emma ꨄ︎ gleek @klainepilled]

cyclops when he meets a genie:

[M 🪭 @EvilBarbieDoII]

Scheana Shay is so like aj soprano in that hating her reveals to me you’ve yet to integrate the shadow

[ava @awtisym]

i like laughing and having fun. everyone wants to torture and kill me

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I can’t make it My Grape is having surgery that Day

[valentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘ @bugoclock]

this is what a panic attack feels like

[ॐ𓋹𓂀༄ @_porruiz]

me siento terrible espero que sea la regla y no el vacío en el pecho que tengo desde los 13 años

[corsaren @corsaren]

mfs will be like “this meeting could have been an email” and then not respond to their emails

[100 @yh_me2]

it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

ever since i was a little girl i been mad as hell

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[َ @boymaxer]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man