🥵mmm ah ha ha🥵

swords and/or sex he/they

[🥵mmm ah ha ha🥵 @cuteloser2]

They call me Tim Allen the way I UUUEEGGGHHH?!???!!!

[Brian Halloween @brian_rbts]

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i believe tim curry is having a good time in the afterlife

[🪓BK🪢 @bradkelly]

I deeply appreciate the small psychedelic sensation you get when you get the arrow to spin the opposite direction

[luke castellan's scar 3.0 @ausss3n]

no condom forever or whatever black panther said

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

zendaya from her burner account:

[dylan 🕸️ @killedbydesire]

"two likes isnt a lot" now imagine peter parker whining and whimpering and crying and begging and pleading

[sage of six bands @khay_szn]

eating at my favorite restaurant and there's free drinks ?? c'mon man

[JDRandom - RandomWhiteGuy @TheReelRandom]

😏

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

tied a puppy girl up and threw her in the back of my car now she's singing along to the radio, call her my little sub woofer

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

This will always be one of my favorite things. A teacher told me, "I gave one of my 2nd grade (dyslexic) students your nature poetry prompt. He's reluctant to write because of challenges, but I suspect he’s gifted. I told him just to write and we’d sort out the spelling later. This is what he wrote."

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THEY FOUND ME IN THE GROUND!

CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY!

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Some sandwiches are so good they’ll have you fantasizing about the second half while you’re eating the first

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

People who use AI should be forced to drink the data center runoff

[Fire3014 @Fire3014isepic]

im stealing the hell out of that last paragraph that is a perfect descriptor of the issues ive had with people in the past and why i had trouble in past relationships be it platonic or otherwise

[𑣲𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾/𝖻𝗂𝗋𝖽𝗂𝖾⁷ @icantbehereatm]

if generative ai suddenly disappeared tomorrow, the only thing that would change about my life is i would feel less stressed about irreversible damage being done to our planet and its inhabitants

[jessica dabbit 🍯 @cannablissful]

i’m all about supporting small businesses but i will walk the fuck out if i see an AI graphic in your establishment

[hazel🐾 (comms open!!) @spindareal]

my girlfriend thinks i have beautiful eyes she doesnt know its just because her reflection is in them

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Have always gently ribbed my boyfriend about taking awful photos of me, but today he took two decent ones and I told him so and he responded, 'You only like those photos because you look really skinny in them but my favourite photos of you aren't where you look skinniest, they're photos where you look happiest' and I fear he absolutely ate me up with that