CuteyMcButton

Feminine pun lover. Black sheep. Enneagram 1. Enjoys whistling Christmas music, the sun, rumble strips, wine, the smell of gasoline and you. 18+ and 75- only.

[CuteyMcButton @CuteyMcButton]

Kangaroo are just T-Rex Deer.

🦖 + 🦌 =🦘

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I created people to feed mosquitoes.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

You haven’t truly experienced love until you’ve raced to Italy to stop your vampire boyfriend from sparkling to death in public.

[CuteyMcButton @CuteyMcButton]

Gummy clusters take like happiness feels.

[CuteyMcButton @CuteyMcButton]

She has such a feeling soul that her heart has learned to protect it so fiercely that she’s hard to love.

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@GovPressOffice

[Kevin Labresh @kevin_212]

Me: “OMG Barkley is on!!”

Normal person: “The what?”

Me: “It’s this crazy race in TN that only 20 ppl have finished in 40 years.”

Normal person: “Wow, are you gonna watch?”

Me: “You don’t watch, you follow some guy’s Twitter!”

Normal person….

#barkleyconversations #bm100

[Keith @keithdunn]

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And another one down.

But still no arrests …

[Lauzoo 😎 💙💚💜💛 @ritzyzoo]

@MaryLTrump

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Karoline Leavitt: "We're moving on from [the Epstein files]."

The rest of the world: "No--we're not. Ever."

[CuteyMcButton @CuteyMcButton]

Fuuuuuuck, Epstein has me becoming a real bitchy feminist.

[CuteyMcButton @CuteyMcButton]

If you don’t have some denomination of kohl’s cash at every point in time, what did your personal chef make for dinner this week?

[CuteyMcButton @CuteyMcButton]

Ability to go to the doctor like a grown-up.

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

Women lie about their age; Men lie about their _______?

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@ohhanxiety Then they locked the doors do you couldn’t come in.

[b @wwxwashere]

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

The current season of USA.

[CuteyMcButton @CuteyMcButton]

Of all the things in the world that make me happy, why are trees THE THING. I was meant to be an owl or a fairy.

[purseburrito @purseburrito]

There are too many ads everywhere. Heck, this could be an ad. I don’t even know anymore.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

We can “afford” this shit, but not pediatric cancer research.

[⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ @metickleu]

I don’t need a vacation. I need a life that doesn’t require one.