Dixie Normous

IRL I'm in HR. On Twitter, I'm a sophisticated pervert. Married, wine drinker, animal lover, foodie, 🦂, F1, lefty, stone cold gangster and porn snob.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

[Dixie Normous @dixie_normous76]

@RepBrandonGill @BasedMikeLee The bitch ass MAGA supporters cannot afford to purchase a passport. Broke ass red fucks. To anyone MAGA who has changed their name since birth, HAHA.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

MAGA is truly a collection of the dumbest people on the planet.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

HEY DUMBURGER. IF YOU FINISHED 2ND GRADE YOU’D KNOW YOU CAN'T LOWER BY 600%. MAX IS 100%. I.E. YOUR APPROVAL DROPPED BY 100%. YOUR CANKLES GREW BY 100%. YOU'RE 100% IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. YOUR SPEECH WAS 100% LOCO. YOU'RE 100% SCUMMIER & DUMBER THAN ME. --GCN (C IS FOR CALCULUS.)

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

California: this weekend, be the good Pete.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

A PROUD DONALD J. TRUMP BECOMES THE FIRST RECIPIENT OF THE FIFA - THE FAT INCOHERENT FASCIST AWARD. BRAVO! COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A FATTER FASCIST. --GCN

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump's MRI...

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Still waiting on those Epstein Files.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Trump still in the Epstein files

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

This asshole was never shot.

He’s a Pedophile and Rapist.

He’s in the Epstein Files.

Happy Monday.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This will piss off a lot of MAGAts.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Celebrating the 4th of July this year like:

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Friendly reminder: Atheists are better Christians than most Christians.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Don’t blame me, I voted for these two brilliant successful women.

[Dixie Normous @dixie_normous76]

@adgirlMM My elder family members medication prices skyrocketed. Oop! I could easily cover their meds but I will not. You get what you vote for.

[Dixie Normous @dixie_normous76]

@nbc4i He's exhausting, unfortunately. Sighhhhh

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Seen in San Diego...

[Dixie Normous @dixie_normous76]

@rickygervais Sir, that is Pickle's office 🥒🥒