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[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i been holding my blunt like a cigarette lately life been beating my ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🦢 @damnidc__]

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."

YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

[𓏲ּ𝄢˚｡⋆amanda⋆｡˚𓏲ּ𝄢 @Lanaenthusiast2]

I hate the heat because sweating makes me feel fat

[soe @soeconz]

Me quiero drogar, me quiero cortar, me quiero morir
asi en ese orden

[may @maybellinaa]

“eat” why? just to get hungry again? life is an illusion life is pain

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

Man: I murdered my wife and three kids because I thought she might leave me, but I don’t cry during movies, so therefore women are the more emotional sex.

[meow @swirli_e]

imaginatuationship

[‏۟ @poseidondiet]

counting or not counting calories

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu digo "quero morrer" tantas vezes que, se tiver um funeral, ninguém vai chorar, vão é dizer "essa vadia finalmente conseguiu" e vão bater palma de verdade.

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[ari ᢉ𐭩 @fawnprincesz]

fuck calories fuck food fuck being fat fuck weight gain

[𝘳𝘦𝘯🩰♡ @van1llacupc4kes]

i’m at a point in my life where if someone offered me coke i’d do it on the spot

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[valerie ୨ৎ @velvetstarve]

i’ll never forgive my parents for forcing me to finish my plate as a child

[yuri @hanyuri167]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “don’t wanna bother you” kinda person

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[g @gupkaq]

some ppl rly go their whole lives without experiencing mental illness like wow

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.