"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."
YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.
Man: I murdered my wife and three kids because I thought she might leave me, but I don’t cry during movies, so therefore women are the more emotional sex.
Eu digo "quero morrer" tantas vezes que, se tiver um funeral, ninguém vai chorar, vão é dizer "essa vadia finalmente conseguiu" e vão bater palma de verdade.