fat baby

you wouldn’t…..

[fat baby @cuticlle]

my body is rejecting this work environment

[fat baby @cuticlle]

sometimes all you can do is hope it’s your boss’s day off

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showing my grandma the shirtless flexing pic my boyfriend sent me when she asks what he looks like

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i’m about to start selling full 3 month supply bottles of propranolol if anyone’s interested

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plan b period a week after my real period. yeah you fucking freaks i’m getting on birth control. fuck you

[fat baby @cuticlle]

sorry this is an anti-phone charging household

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i need u in the most vile animalistic way possible

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my job is kinda like a prison in the sense that we use cigarettes as currency

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jp licked me

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i love when you can tell when ur coworkers got laid. like ok mr there’s beauty in everything

[fat baby @cuticlle]

i make every man in my life do a hairline check twice a week

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the walk-in is kinda like my own person jungle gym

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boyfriend that gets an ego boost from buying plan b bc now the cashier knows he hits raw

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i’ve never felt worse about myself than when i’m playing trivia

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i abuse every location tracking app i have

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lots of talk about me sucking dick today

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my coworkers are always on some bullshit showing me this at 8 in the morning

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i hate when i get recommended a song and it’s a fucking boy singing

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i can always tell it’s u just by the way u pee

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yes it freaks him out

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i like to use my break time at work to make kawaii edits of my boyfriend