ShitAlexSays

Thorny, but very fond of chips and salsa, hardcore aesthetic theory, cats, and over-stretched puns. I say shit and someone posts it here.

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Don’t tell God they sent me to the girl prison. Alex trying to remember the name of the film Don’t Worry Darling.

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There goes Poutsteak. Look at his chapeau.

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Because it’s a noun, it floats.

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Too much well-known stuff makes the baby go blind.

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Scruffles the puppy looms large in the collective unconscious.

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Oh no, the crunching! These knees are a significant part of my bending.

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Howard Jones knows nothing of synthpop. He just wrote love songs while a Yamaha happened to be in the room.

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Chew, chew, chew for freedom!

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My P.O. box is firmly in the post office of hardship and doom.

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Or we could go full Inception and travel 8 layers deep into his dream and hand him a red pepper…

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I enjoy sitting in bowls of hot cereal and firing fully-automatic weapons.

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Here’s a book. Now blow your nose on it. You are seven. Welcome to America.

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I am your super happy orc id!

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He sucked in forward-thinking ways.

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Strip club time machine

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Super creamy, that is your name, gum shoe!

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No one can play alone for 9 months in Iowa.

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Come to my grocery club and get humiliated!

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Eat that coconut. Enter the void!

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Do you ever think of “Return of the Mack” as short for “immaculate conception?” It’s about the second coming.