crabby

[crabby @cutthroatcrab]

Guy at a party who I don’t like: “hi”
Me: “hey”
Me in my head:

[crabby @cutthroatcrab]

When you ask your mom what’s for dessert and she says “nothing”

[crabby @cutthroatcrab]

When the prof says you can make your own group and you accidentally make eye contact with your enemy

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When you make eye contact with the prof after they gave u a 70 on your paper

[crabby @cutthroatcrab]

When the Starbucks barista messes up my order