shrooms do johnny

He who jerks off into cash register will soon come into money.

[Towards🇸🇪 @TowardsSun22]

Imagine being so cucked that you unironically do this.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I have to agree, I think the more black people in fields the better

[rabies🇵🇸 @SaddamTransfem]

Training incase they have to enter sewers to capture the poop monster

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

>black guy goes to a beach in italy
>starts jerking off in front of kids
>men start beating him up (rightfully so)
>woman tries to save him

Liberal women are the greatest threat to Western civilization.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉���𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

And then one day, for no reason at all, every single civilization in every corner of the Earth, across all of history, regardless of race, religion, culture, or contact with one another, independently arrived at the exact same conclusion on banning women from institutional power.

[Ren @ren_stocks]

It’s ok @StonkChris … to each his own style.

You don’t like the risk/reward on $MU based on RSI, the 9/20 EMA cross, and chart signals.

I like the risk/reward on $MU based on Forward P/E, memory application across Agentic / Physical AI, margins, and guidance.

We are not the same.

[dxrnelljcl @dxrnell]

Bro 😭😭😭

[ُ @Asensii20]

???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

The female cop just executed a random bystander trying to get away from the shooter and then when the real shooter came she flees leaving two people dead because of her incompetence. What the hell are we doing allowing female police officers.

[Uraggerman @uraggger]

Calling your wife a cuck whenever she complains she had a dream where you are cheating on her.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Your burglar is Nigerian. Your drug dealer is Albanian. Your benefits cheat is Somalian. Your rapist is Pakistani. Your murderer is Sudanese.

[Tom ✝️ @CrossAndCaptial]

I laugh at feminists who actually think the handmaids tale is some living dystopia.

It is the complete opposite.

Let's imagine an alternate dystopia: women are fed hormone altering pills from teenage years to make them infertile through their prime fertility years, whilst they work to deliver profits for mostly male elite bosses. And if they accidentally get pregnant, the baby is killed so they can continue to generate profit.

It's a good plot. It is just real life. Not a work of fiction

[shrooms do johnny @CuttJonh]

@worst__girl__ @evilninaphobic She doesn't look like she hasn't been eating for sure lmao, fat fucking whale she is

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[6t @LoliMossad]

Oh but if I hate black ppl due to personal experience everyone cries racism

[dave ‘the bullet’ mayhem @hooosierdaddy67]

These jokes just write themselves