Women who wear too much are crazy because at a certain point none of your facial features are distinguishable. You must really hate your face. You should just wear one of these. It's more attractive.
I really should learn some nice piano sonatas because I think even if I end up as a lonely, aging, bitter, jobless freak, at least I'll be a lonely, aging, bitter, jobless freak who plays a hauntingly beautiful piano sonata.
The secret to why women love charcuterie boards is that they like to eat a lot with the plausible deniability of not being seen with a big loaded up plate.