Uraggerman

Fool for Christ 👑 Sirach 4:27 👑
Love bandit ⚔️💘

[Uraggerman @uraggger]

Japanese guy who calls Japanese fans of western films "tourists" for not liking all the sex scenes in them.

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@lettuce_isgood "There's no way a woman would ever be a pervert"

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Creationist guy who treats evolution like Santa Claus. He believes it's not real but doesn't want to spoil everyone's fun by telling them.

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Flower emojis in your username count as crossdressing btw.

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Women who wear too much are crazy because at a certain point none of your facial features are distinguishable. You must really hate your face. You should just wear one of these. It's more attractive.

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Anime taught me that abuse in moderation is cute.

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Anime catholic twitter seething rn

[St. Thomas Aquinas @Aquinas_Quotes]

There is something essentially unbecoming and contrary to natural reason in sexual intercourse between persons related by blood.

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You can can a cantaloupe but you cannot can a can.

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@yearncel He actually mogs her

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What if instead of Atilla the Hun it was Atilla the Hon and he was a big ugly tranny.

[RAY @3xcalibaneur]

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted myself as the charmingly roguish Minecraft griefer and you as the distracted oafish afk miner.

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@sewell_herb It's the best I got

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I really should learn some nice piano sonatas because I think even if I end up as a lonely, aging, bitter, jobless freak, at least I'll be a lonely, aging, bitter, jobless freak who plays a hauntingly beautiful piano sonata.

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@Patpetato I haven't practiced in a long time

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Loyalty is a superior expression of love to affection.

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The secret to why women love charcuterie boards is that they like to eat a lot with the plausible deniability of not being seen with a big loaded up plate.

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Using this pickup line on egirls with anon avis.

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I think children should get drivers licenses at 11.

[Inquiring Minds @TiffaniMarie483]

Some safety guidelines recommend children stay in a car seat until age 11. It is honestly ridiculous.