Vincent Adultman

all my tweets/thoughts/ideas directly reflect the tiny aliens that control my brain

[Vincent Adultman @cuttrpin]

Nah fam not at all

[Tess @TessIsabellaa]

@cuttrpin U ok

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

As a reminder, Elon Musk’s logo for DOGE includes the logo for the German Labor Front which replaced unions in Nazi Germany when the leaders were sent to concentration camps.

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

controversial but you can’t call it the 9/9/9 challenge if you don’t do one beer and one hot dog per inning. cramming them down at once defeats the purpose.

[austin @PukaMVP]

I will always be convinced the amount of air traffic accidents hasn’t increased even remotely and that news outlets have simply found the newest fear mongering tactic that gets the conspiracy theorists going so they just report it more

[Michael Sullivan @_MikeSullivan]

Todd Angilly isn’t performing the National Anthem…

This is an utter disgrace and spits in the face of a man who has golden pipes

Justice for Todd

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

Patrick Mahomes, whose brother is a sexual assaulter, father is a serial drunk driver, and wife is mildly off putting heads to the locker room down 24-0.

He’ll get the ball back to start the second half.

[Randy “Bound to Relapse” Chilton @RandyChiltonAA]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

Patrick Mahomes, whose brother is a sexual assaulter, father is a serial drunk driver, and wife is mildly off putting gets the ball back with the Chiefs up 7-3

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

TikTok already being on its way back is so funny. They closed it for 4 and a half hours just to say trump got it back. We’re living in the dumbest simulation of all time thank god they didn’t take away runescape

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Every time the Bruins play on the road the NESN broadcast looks like it's ripped from 2002. Just a completely unacceptable product that they should be embarrassed by but John Henry just counts his cash

[Vincent Adultman @cuttrpin]

@BO6CODInformer @CODBO6Shop Merry Christmas 🎄

[Paynes @TheMuddyDog69]

Any ball knowers?

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[will defries @willdefries]

espresso martinis have finally found a formidable opponent

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Only gamble what u can afford to lose!!! I mean unless it’s a lock that’s different

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

Elections have consequences. The Supreme Court will be changed for a generation. I’ll never see a moderate court again in my lifetime. Alito and Thomas will step down and Trump will appoint 40 year old partisans to the bench. The damage he is about to inflict on our institutions the next 2 years will be irreparable.

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Want an example of a broken system? Florida DIDN’T “reject” the proposal to include a right to abortion in the constitution — they voted 58.2% in favor of abortion rights. But it needed 60% to pass, so it failed WITH A MAJORITY.

Can’t imagine what Florida women must be thinking.