ella

my dad says i remind him of shiv roy

[ella @cuulmintjuul]

i will never love anyone the way i love vodka and redbull

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I'm really desperate to find a job

[xxl✩ @hatedubem]

Who job hiring $100 a second, I’m looking for 7:00-7:05. nothing too crazy

[🌽 j. deere hoosier 🌽 @DeereJonathanxo]

i just took the presidential fitness test & got grover cleveland :/

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Sitting in a hotel lobby like 10 feet away from a guy in a full sailor uniform and my gf is having to physically restrain me from airdropping him a picture of a sail boat with the caption “You like what you see?”

[ella @cuulmintjuul]

SIPPIN ON THAT LEAN (baja blast freeze)

[ella @cuulmintjuul]

little brother got too high and has been monologuing about the failed state of yugoslavia for 20 minutes in the drive thru of this mcdonald’s #bothscaredandimpressed

[ella @cuulmintjuul]

i need will poulter (luca from the bear) to do nasty horrific things to me expeditiously

[kissing kass @hierophantyeet]

engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush)

[ella @cuulmintjuul]

fighting for my life in the mgm grand (i’ve lost 5$ on the slots and had a mojito the size of my head. i love las vegas)

[Dewey Bryan @DeweySaunders]

Free Palestine. Fuck Ice. Fuck is wrong w yall

[Dani 🗽 @Dan0nat0r]

Why doesn’t the big Shiv just eat the little Shiv? #TonyAwards

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

january was practice. February was practice. march was practice. april was practice. may was also practice. june im STICKING TO MY BUDGET

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me

[ella @cuulmintjuul]

having a nickelback renaissance

[M @melosling]

AND IF YOU HATED SOLAR POWER GET OUT OF LINE

[klava @kloudia_tweets]

Moving to NYC to pursue my dream of hanging out with my friends

[ella @cuulmintjuul]

man people i went to high school with are really out here getting engaged meanwhile i’m posted up reading the new hunger games with my teddy bear

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

It’s hard to overstate how much America’s global standing has collapsed in just six weeks—but these two photos say it all. Humiliating.