crystle

actual garbage.

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

I always wonder in horror games: "who goes around hiding keys and random passwords everywhere?!"
me: writing down my laptop password on a post it bc of my goldfish attention span

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

I keep calling the lechonk evolutions 'oinkachoink' and there's no turnin back now

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

everytime I play Alive With the Glory Of Love

that one guy: bUt Do YoU kNoW wHaT tHiS sOnG iS aBoUt

😒

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

jk, ur anus was used

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

it's not going down

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

But look at me now: plain.

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

my foot smells so bad, I think theres something wrong with it

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

I actually don't know what to write on twitter lol

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

Listening to the #Doom soundtrack while in a meeting about meditation is true enlightenment.

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

Just passed by 2 dudes at work in the cafe and one aggressively said "Um no, I'm not gonna eat my tuna salad in your office, Bill"

Like, cmon Bill. You don't want that. Nobody wants that. Get it together man.

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

Mental health takes work. You can't just expect to be better magically over night. If you want change, you have to do something.

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

@SpeedyGentt is a gem & you should follow them. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk. ✌

[SpeedyGent 🏳️‍⚧️ @SpeedyGentt]

After 24 hours of #DeadbyDaylight we raised $355 for @pointofpride Thank you everyone who came by to show support, you all made it a blast! A big thank you to @59thCaboose https://t.co/cmxBBm2uTV and @cuuutegarbage for the raids, we sent the love over to @Langgford 🖤🏳️‍⚧️

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

i'm a sad bitch but a bad bitch 🥂

[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R @jojo_games]

With 50 playable characters from all arcs, you can see characters from different #JJBA universes fight for the first time!

What matchups are you excited to try? #JJASBR

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

I need to stop just accepting being lied to.

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

oh man jrpgs just really love low level slime enemies don't they

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

@VZKFPanda Yup!

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

The fact that everyone is congratulating me for uninstalling #dbd is hilarious

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

@YoItsDragon Stay strong, friend ❤ You got this!

[crystle @cuuutegarbage]

without any context at all, here's a clip of me crying while eating a quesadilla. enjoy 🥲
https://t.co/zoR25WC0pV